You're my Boy Blue!

When disaster strikes or you’re just out of coffee, the You're My Boy Blue! Go Bag has your back. Built for the city slicker who might need to disappear into the woods or the parking garage, this bag blends survival essentials with a sense of humor. Whether you're prepping for a blackout or a backwoods adventure, you're covered.

Features

• Bright blue color so you can be easily spotted by friends… or zombies

• Lightweight and durable — unlike your last relationship

• Adjustable straps for bunker-to-barbecue comfort

• Spacious enough for survival gear and emotional support snacks

• Rugged design, loyal energy

What’s Included

• Filtration Straw – So you can drink from streams, puddles, or that weird barrel in your neighbor’s yard

• First Aid Kit – Patch yourself up like the legend you are

• Apoca-lipstick (Chapstick) – Because even the end of the world gets dry

• Tent – For shelter, privacy, or dramatically storming off into the woods