About us

The Yeti Squad

Meet the team who will have your back (and fill your backpack)

The Lore

At Yeti Ready, we believe that being prepared doesn’t have to be boring. Whether you’re gearing up for the apocalypse or just want a gift that’s both practical and hilarious, we’ve got you covered. Our go bags are packed with survival essentials to keep you safe, but we don’t stop there—we add a personal twist of humor tailored to where you live or who you’re gifting it to. From a roll of duct tape that’s way more fun than it should be, to a mini Constitution for your favorite patriot, or even a piñata for stress relief on the go, we’re here to make survival fun. Born out of a love for all things practical, tactical, and downright ridiculous, Yeti Ready is your go-to for thoughtful gifts that scream, “I care about you, but I also think you’d look hilarious wielding this.” Plus, each bag gives back—a portion of proceeds supports service members and the fight against human trafficking. So whether you’re prepping for the end of the world or just trying to win the next white elephant exchange, remember: when it hits the fan, you’ll want to be Yeti Ready.

Chief Yeti

Kate

Before her go bag days, Kate’s idea of “emergency planning” involved stockpiling jokes, not essentials. She figured if the apocalypse ever hit, at least she could distract everyone with her killer sense of humor—because who needs a firestarter when you’ve got a solid punchline? Her priorities might have been questionable (snacks and sarcasm over survival tools), but her heart was always in the right place.

Now, with her bag packed and her priorities slightly more practical, Kate’s ready to face any disaster—armed with essentials, a flashlight, and enough humor to keep the end of the world from getting too serious.

Yeti Tactician

Taylor

Taylor is the kind of guy who double-checks the weather, the tee time, and the trunk before he ever leaves for the golf course—because being unprepared is his personal nightmare. A dedicated golfer with a low tolerance for “we’ll figure it out,” Taylor learned early on that forgetting one small thing can ruin an entire day… or at least a perfectly good round.

Preparedness Master

Uncle Jeff

Uncle Jeff is the kind of guy who could turn a paperclip, duct tape, and sheer determination into a fully functioning survival kit. A true go bag aficionado, he’s been preaching the gospel of preparedness since the days when people thought “prepping” just meant getting snacks for movie night.

While others debate over what’s essential, Uncle Jeff already has it packed—probably in three different sizes, color-coded, and ready for anything from a weekend hike to a zombie invasion. He’s the expert you want in your corner (or on your speed dial) when things go sideways.

Yeti Warden

Aunt Janet

Aunt Janet is the kind of woman who can manage chaos with one raised eyebrow and a well-timed comment. After raising boys, she developed an elite skill set that includes crisis control, noise tolerance, and an unshakable sense of what actually matters. Long before “tough as nails” became a compliment, Janet was living it—handling messes, mayhem, and curveballs with humor and zero drama.

While others panic, Janet assesses, adapts, and gets it done. She’s smart, funny, and endlessly capable—the steady force you want nearby when plans unravel and things get loud (which they usually do).

Support Service Members & Local Anti-Trafficking Efforts

Every Yeti Ready bag does more than just prepare you for the unexpected—it also gives back. A portion of each purchase goes toward supporting service members and veterans, as well as fighting human trafficking. We believe in standing strong for those who serve and protecting the vulnerable from exploitation. When you carry a Yeti Ready bag, you're not just ready for anything—you're part of something bigger.