Udderly Prepared

THE UDDERLY PREPARED PACK

When disaster strikes, you don’t want to milk it—grab the Udderly Prepared Pack and mooooove on to safety. This dairy-inspired survival kit is perfect for anyone who loves cows, puns, or being ready for anything. With a design as bold as a Holstein and a supply list beefed up for survival, you’ll be the cream of the crop when it comes to preparedness.

FEATURES:

• Cow-tastic Design: A black-and-white cow print bag that’s sure to stand out in any herd.

• Built Tough: As durable as a dairy farm fence—designed to withstand rough conditions and keep your essentials safe.

• Comfy Carry: Adjustable padded straps, so you can carry your load without feeling like you’re hauling the whole barn.

WHAT’S INSIDE:

• Survival Essentials: A trusty first-aid kit, tent, MREs, and a water filtration straw, all packed in and ready to help you make it through anything.

• Patriot Perks: A mini American flag to wave when you conquer that next mountain. Stars and Stripes forever, baby. 

• Farmyard Fun: "Squatch Spray" for hand sanitizing and "Yeti Kiss" - because nothing would be worse in an emergency than chapped lips.

SUGGESTED ADD-ONS:

• Cow-Themed Extras: A cowbell for signaling (or just annoying zombies), a mini bottle of chocolate milk powder, and a “moo-mergency” blanket to keep warm

With the Udderly Prepared Pack, you’ll be ready to weather any storm, apocalypse, or cow-related catastrophe. Got milk? You’ve got everything else right here!