Purple People Eater

Built for the bold and the bizarre, this pack is as loud as your personality and as prepared as your conspiracy-theory-loving uncle. Whether you're headed to a rave, a rescue mission, or just trying to survive brunch with your in-laws, the Purple People Eater is the ultimate chaos companion.

Features

• Loud-and-proud purple color — subtle as a kazoo in a monastery

• Built tough to match your irrational confidence

• Comfy straps for dancing, dodging, or dramatic exits

• Spacious enough for snacks, secrets, and survival gear

• Perfect for standing out in a crowd… or a cornfield

What’s Included

• Filtration Straw – Sip suspicious fluids with questionable confidence

• First Aid Kit – Heal your wounds and your pride

• Apoca-lipstick (Chapstick) – Because hydration shouldn’t stop at your lips

• Tent – A portable purple palace for one (or two, if you’re brave)