Pink Flamingo

Loud, proud, and slightly unhinged — just like your favorite vacation aunt. The Pink Flamingo is the go bag for those who plan to survive the apocalypse in heels, honey. Whether you're fleeing a tropical storm or a bad Tinder date, this pack is ready to sashay through the chaos.

Features

• Bold pink hue that practically screams “I’m not dying today”

• Lightweight yet durable enough for beach exits and bunker arrivals

• Comfy straps for fleeing in fashion

• Eye-catching enough to get rescued first

• Built for flamingo energy: one-legged stance optional

What’s Included

• Filtration Straw – Sip suspicious water like it’s a poolside cocktail

• First Aid Kit – For sunburns, blisters, or emotional wounds

• Apoca-lipstick (Chapstick) – Pucker up for the end of the world

• Tent – A flamingo-pink fortress for solo glam camping or sassy regrouping