Mini Patriot Pack

For the little firecracker who’s ready to stand tall, even if they still need a step stool. The Mini Patriot Pack packs big freedom into a kid-sized carry, perfect for tiny troopers who want to be just like Uncle Jeff. Whether it’s a backyard adventure or their first apocalypse drill (you know, just in case), this red, white, and adorable pack has their back.

Features

• Bold, patriotic style that says “Don’t tread on me (or my juice box)”

• Lightweight and perfectly sized for little shoulders with big dreams

• Durable enough for recess, road trips, or imaginary survival scenarios

• Made for mini Americans with maximum spirit

• Built to teach self-reliance, responsibility, and possibly how to salute

What’s Included

• Filtration Straw – Because freedom is best served clean and cold

• First Aid Kit – For scraped knees and backyard bravery

• Apoca-lipstick (Chapstick) – Because even tiny patriots battle chapped lips

• Tent – Their very own stars-and-stripes shelter from storms (or naptime)