Mini Pink Pony Club

For the glitter-loving, chaos-thriving legend who wants to survive the apocalypse and look fabulous doing it. The Pink Pony Club is bright, bold, and slightly unhinged — just like your group chat. This pack is proof that prepping can be both tactical and hot girl-coded.

Features

• Loud pink exterior to warn others: this survivor comes with opinions

• Surprisingly durable — just like your mascara during emotional breakdowns

• Adjustable straps for dramatic over-the-shoulder exits

• Big enough for end-of-the-world essentials and emergency accessories

• Guaranteed to turn heads in the bunker

What’s Included

• Filtration Straw – Sip like a lady, even in the apocalypse

• First Aid Kit – Patch up those scrapes and bruised egos

• Apoca-lipstick (Chapstick) – Keep those lips lush through the collapse

• Tent – Your portable pink panic palace (fits one diva or two normies)